Rock Bottom

Or kill the metal.

Just who is Rock Bottom?

Currently, Rock Bottom consists of Dudeman Delahou (Coined "D.M.") as the leader of guitar shredding and riffing, as well as leader of making the audience fall to it's knees and beg for more. If Jack's voice lest be silver, and Kyle's fingers be mere, then DM's licks be the kind of sexual harassment that you enjoy, and not report to the boss.

Beat maniac and percussionist Sanders sits in the background and plays the drums. That isn't as boring as you might think. Even though he's "background" sometimes, that's louder than the foreground. In fact, the band's had to tell him to calm down a few times because he was just getting too crazy. A leash may be in order. Or, at least, an electric collar. And they should do something about the foaming at his mouth...

On rhythm guitar, vocals, leader, and everything else to the motley crew (crue?) is Malice Blackhart, a young angry girl with the power of the darkness at her beckon call. Part demon, all psycho; don't let her kind looks fool you. She might be willing to have a drink with you, but she always has a primary motive. (In truth, she wants people to think she's scary, but deep down, she isn't as bad as she pretends to be. Just slightly insane.)

Rock Bottom is currently searching for a full time bass player to give Malice one less job to do. While a three piece is good, four is better. Tryouts are lasting from now until the right man, woman, fish, or other noun is found for the job. Contact the band for a tryout.